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cheap shopping www.cheapguccikhaki.com |
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Sent a text that said, "you better not pull some waking up at 2 in the afternoon shit, we have weed to smoke."...That Drunk |
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Got a DWI a few years back so I started to ride a fresh hot blue razor scooter to get home from the bar apparently you can still get a DUI on a scooter if you are...that drunk |
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Killed a fifth for formal and woke up in the Baltimore museum of art with a police ticket that said, "Seriously??? Fucking white people" Always getting...that drunk |
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Left a voice mail on my home phone tryna get a booty call. Home and Helen are so close...That Drunk |
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had a you wont moment. Someone was in the porta potty at a concert and got a stranger to tip it over by just saying you won't, he was...That Drunk |
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Texted my mom, "MOM I LOST MY VIRIGNITY," she said, "WAS IT WITH THAT CHUNKY GIRL YOU'VE BEEN DATING???." im 23 and have been dating the same girl for 4 years....THAT drunk |
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grabbed my razor and towel to go take a shower and fell asleep on the razor and cut near my wrist, and now my parents think suicidal. . .that drunk |
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i blacked out and apprantly rejected a really hot girls offer to have sex D:. that drunk |
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Just got home from a party with a friend, asked him to score a girl for me, who was texting. Then i got mad athim for stealing my phone. That Drunk |
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Once I wanted to test if I was ok to drive, so I played Mario Cart, That Drunk. |
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spent $80 on dollar beer night? |
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so i woke up and checked my email...I guess I signed up for some cougar dating website...Thatdrunkk |
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sent a text that said, "you better not pull some waking up at 2 in the afternoon shit, we have weed to smoke."...That Drunk |
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug...That Drunk |
